Sometimes known as Kay Jaybee, and sometimes known by an entirely different name altogether, I am the author of many an erotic adventure.

Spending my days playing with all words kinky, sipping the odd litre of black coffee, and munching through way too much toast, I quietly write tales of lust and sexual abandon while sat in my local coffee shop.

Gaining a salicious pleasure from the knowledge that my fellow coffee drinkers have no idea what I'm doing, I think up endlessly naughty scenerios surrounded by people who presume I'm either studying for yet another degree, or composing never ending shopping lists.

If only they knew...